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A Momentile Lapse of Reason

Momentile is a new site / app / social networking photo image platform - just launched in alpha; I was fortunate to get an invite to the early days of Momentile's iteration and final polishes towards beauty. All this and an iPhone app to boot. Su-weet.

Momentile has similarities to MoBlog in that it is a perfect in its simplicity: take a photo and upload it. Boom - you're done. The idea is to build a visual mosaic of your life, a photo a day, another version of the emerging online phenomenon of the 'narrative of habit' seen in evidence across sites such as Daytum and 43 Things, and likely more; the idea that a ritual act creates expression and implies a tale to be referenced or inferred.

And, you know? I quite like something about this site's attitude - casual, cheerful, knowing, ironic... Your sign in button is labelled 'Kenny Login'; the site tells us that it thinks 'flickr's poo don't stink' so if you're looking for more bells and whistles for your images than this platform provides - go there instead, no hard ones, baby.

But it's that very irreverence and fast-loose play that gets them into the trouble for me.

Momentile's a social platform (natch), working on a minimal text - maximum image basis. You can share these images you take and you can enjoy the images of others like (or unlike) you through the platform's offering, via SMS or iPhone app, but here's the rub: the social thing has been horrendously mis-packaged and mis-presented for users.

The problem lies with the terminology of the product. The words - all important in this neck of the social woods - have, in my opinion, been ill-chosen.

So, you can follow people on Momentile, right? They can follow you. But you know how Twitter got there first with the whole following thing, well... Well, Momentile have decided to be different: you don't follow people - you STALK them.

Yes.

That's right.You stalk them.

And they can all stalk you.

So I suppose that's ok. The stalker is also a stalkee, so there's a real levelling here, no power-relationships to make the stalking thing seem weird or off...

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

That is not ok. I don't want to be a stalker. I don't want to be stalked. Let's be clear - I've never been stalked; I've never stalked anyone. It's just not for me on either side of that fence. But here's the thing - I don't sit on that fence either. I don't have ambilvalent, feelings about stalking as a prospect. It's not a 'meh' issue for me. It's bad. Stalking is bad. I'm sorry, but the word has pejorative meaning for me, and I think for many others. And I don't think it's one that can be claimed back by the good guys.

I imagine the meeting where 'stalking' was decided as their alternative to following... "OK guys, we know we want people to be social and basically follow each other, right? But we can't have following. Twitter has following. We're different. We promised the VCs we were different, so... we can't have followers. So brainstorm time: other things that people do like follow..."

"Chase." "Tail" "Creep" "Show interest" "Watch" "Hunt" "Stalk" "Prey upon" "Groom"...

"Wait, Scott Back up there. You had it!"

"Groom?"

"No, 'stalk'! People stalk each other right? If you're on Momentile and you follow someone you 'stalk' them. Awesome."

<A room erupts into applause>

Did no one stand up and say - "Sweet jesus christ, people! This is the worst idea I've ever heard! No one - NO ONE - is going to want to talk about their stalkers, how many people they're stalking, how they started stalking Stephen Fry and he stalked them back...!"

Who was in that room? Besides the imaginary Scott... I find it hard to imagine the group that found consensus on this one.

But found it they apparently did.

So, I agonised about this post. Having written it full of cheerful invective I suddenly thought - ok, I've been invited to help test the alpha site - it's a work in progress, do I really have a right to criticise this site? But, on consideration, - I've told you nothing you couldn't have found out via their iPhone App and pages. I'm not criticising the central concept or the functionality - indeed I like both of those. It's just the stalking thing. 

I've already written to Momentile about this - and forewarned that I've written the blog - and had a reply that takes my comments on board; they say that a lot of people basically like the fun / funny aspect of the stalking. So am I way off base here? Have I totally lost my sense of humour and fun? Would you happily sign up to start stalking friends and other strangers?


Keep th' faith,
Article Dan

PS The song that sprang to mind as I wrote this:

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Israel taking a leaf out of Barack's blog?

If you've been watching or reading the news lately you'll likely have noticed that Israel has gotten 20th Century on Hamas' ass again.

But what you may have missed is how 21st Century Israel has also gotten on Hamas' ass as well - unleashing a 2.0nslaught on the internet as PR to accompany the action in Gaza. What am I talking about? I'm talking about the Israel Defence Force's You Tube channel which launched on 28 December 2008 with the profile statement:

The IDF Spokesperson's Unit is the Israel Defense Forces' professional body responsible for media and public relations in Israel and around the world. This is our new site that will help us bring our message to world.

This message being a combination of b&w on-plane footage of bombing raids such as:



And paint-dryingly dull images of prep for airstrikes:



What I love about the above video is the pixelation of a guy's face at the 14 second mark. Proof positive that this incursion into the realm of web 2.0 and UGC is being undertaken with a limited knowledge of the tools at hand. Any experienced user knows that you can't tell a face from an arse on YouTube if the subject's more than a foot away and moving.

Also, I'm wondering why that guy gets his face pixelated? Everyone else is happily on display and proud of their work. Clearly the dude's moonlighting. He's got another job and doesn't want the boss to know that he's been pulling sickies to lovingly polish spy-craft and other assorted death-mongering war cocks. OR, worse, he's pulling a Mr Inside-outski Fistful of Dollars routine and working for Hamas at the weekends - a sweet little deal which this film would blow right out of the water.

So, the IDF's on YouTube, I hear you huff and shrug. No biggie. Everyone's on YouTube, Dan. Shut up. Don't you have a 'Best of 2008' blog to better clutter up the net with? (All in good time, my loves...) Well, how's scoop number two rock your shit, web-fans: Israel is also getting a Twitter buzz on. Yes: you can follow David Saranga, Consul of Media and Public Affairs in New York via http://twitter.com/IsraelConsulate and you can take part in a Citizens' press conference on Twitter to get your questions in. Sort of an 'Everything you wanted toknow about the Israel-Palestine crisis but didn't have the 2.0 messenging client to ask' deal. Pretty cool. (Yes, fine - this blog is just another excuse to talk about Twitter. Look - go out and build something better to yack about and I'll get yacking.)

First Barack Obama, then Britney, now the State of Israel - all Twittering. It's like Biz Stone looked upon all the Twitter column inches, the hype, the tech-obsessive-fandom and celebrity sign-on and said - "Historic presidents, psychotic sex-kittens... It's not enough! 2008 needs to finish BIG for us! We need a war - and we need both sides making their threats, demands and terms known through political statements of no more than 140 characters in length. Get me The Middle East!"

Sigh. So, listen - any Venture Capitalists or Angel Investors out there interested in backing a 2.0 internet start-up for peace in our time?

What's that you say? It would never catch on? Why?

Because web 2.0's all about user generated content.

Oh. Yeah.

Article Dan

NB - this blog is written neither as a statement of support nor condemnation of Israel's policies or actions in the Middle East.

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Cross Media (multiplatform and 360) projects presentation

Not sure if this will embed in my blog. Gonna give it a shot anyway.

The Who, What, When, Where, Why and How of Cross-Media
View SlideShare presentation (tags: game book comic film)

Excellent guide to the past, present and (a little) future for
multi-platform media projects. I love the emails and sites seeded within
shows, hidden away for fans to find - the key being REWARD for the fans
persistence and zeal. If you set up a site within a show, you gotta make
that site's content outstanding AND credible within the universe which
directed you towards that content. That's the key to take away from this -
make the content WORTHY of your audience. Don't just do it because you think
you should. Do it because you believe in it and because it makes your
product a richer treat to consumers.

Anyway - I bet this is a load of code on the page, so just in case, here's
the link:
http://www.slideshare.net/christydena/the-who-what-when-where-why-and-how-of-crossmedia?src=embed

Article Dan

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Have I become a Shoreditch twat?

So I got a 12 seconds account. Not entirely sure why, I still reckon
it's a pretty useless application of time and bandwidth for all
involved, but... Hey. Whatever. It's well

Funnily enough, it took a while for my invite to arrive. You have to
apply for an invite, and it took WEEKS to get to me. I had written it
off, which caused me no small amount of irkage - I mean there's some
facile, witless shit on the 12 seconds site, and they're telling me I
don't even make the bar??? Motherfu...

Oh, here it is. I'm in.

http://12seconds.tv/channel/Article_Dan/7306

Kill Uncle on 12seconds.tv

King of the world!

A good friend of mine, upon seeing this latest addition to my 2.0
involvements, said "Jesus, you've become Nathan Barley."



My mate's off-key. Being well specious. Forget about it. Legologolegend.

War in, peace out, my 2.0 bitches.
 

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12 seconds of fuck all?

Would you look at this: http://12seconds.tv/

Now, I don't want to be a killjoy, the grouch in the bin of 2.0, but surely, surely, SURELY this is a massive waste of bandwidth mascarading as video micro-blogging? Twitter for video? I just have my doubts about this kind of twattery. I mean - browse around the videos. It's like Seesmic but without the conversation. And Seesmic's bad enough as web-waste goes.

This really puts the 0 in web 2.0

OR...

It's excellent. Shortformidablé! 12 seconds of humanity in all it's web-cammed glory. Video Haiku. Peppy picture poetry.

So far, browsing, I have seen some amusing takes on the form - 12 second burps, 12 second songs, 12 second cum shots... No, wait. That wasn't there. Maybe it should be. Is there a rule that says I can't post up 12 seconds of porn? YouPorn condensed. Cut out the boring bits. Boom!

12 seconds. A man can get a lot done in the love department in that time. Just ask my partner.

We've gone from 12 seconds of fuck all to 12 seconds of all fuck. These guys should pay me for this kinda gold.

Keep th' faith.

Dan

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